Nicki Minaj is a crazy trending topic on Twitter right now as a result of her appearance on today's 106 & Park to debut the "Bedrock" video (3,000 tweets since starting this post). She was apparently wearing a blonde wig. This vaulted her above Christmas and Tiger Woods. Amazing. All of which proves nothing other than Twitter being like a comments section for life. So now all we need is someone to invent a projector satellite that beams tweets relevant to you onto the ozone layer so that everyone can know how much he or she sucks at all times. And then we will live in a self-conscious utopia. Nicki, you can wear a penis hat and a fake beard and we'll still love you. Plus she's got the best verse on this song.