This video nails what Mariah does best. Look good in a bathing suit and hug her frame longingly. For such a passive aggressive song, the video also leaves Mariah exceptionally vulnerable, looking like a lonely mermaid who's just traded her fins for an unfamilir pair of human legs. Mariah surges on though, as she always does, mastering the mechanics of bipedalism enough to carve out "H.A.T.E.U." in the sand with her piggies.