Dedication: All Daggerers Who Have Broken Their Netherparts







We recently learned there is a terrible penis-breaking epidemic in Jamaica, a result of too many novice daggerers going in for the sweet spot too recklessly or too soon. We say: Stop the Madness! So today's dedication is to all those who have busted their wangs, and all the would-be daggerers who need to rethink their positions, so to speak. We were about to dedicate Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You" at first, but we decided to be instructive rather than empathetic, so we're going with Ginuwine's "Pony." Take advice from a master, one does not have to be acrobatic to freak the funk. We're almost positive the only thing Ginuwine's broken is the innocence of a million girls. Ayo!

Dedication: All Daggerers Who Have Broken Their Netherparts