Kids have it rough these days. Yeah, they’ve got cell phones and iPods and personal shoppers, but have you seen the crap they’re handed in the TV department? It’s uncool. Which is exactly why we’re so jazzed that Pee Herman has gone back to his roots and taken the Pee Herman Show back to the stage. Starting this month, Herman will be performing each night at Los Angeles’ Club Nokia in the flesh. What’s more, we’ve got a pair of tickets to the show on February 4th. And we’re giving them away. As is the custom, just leave us a Pee Wee-related haiku in the comments section and we’ll select a winner at the end of the month. The weirder the reference, the deeper down the rabbit hole, the better. ICE CREAM SOUP.
LA: Win Tickets to See The Pee Wee Herman Show at Club Nokia
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The Reuben
And One Heart Man
A Pee Wee Born
Lets Go See Pee Wee
Chairy, Jambi, Miss Yvonne
They Make Me Happy
Pee Wee Herman, Man Child
Touch Yourself in Florida
Rise up in LA
pee and phil hartman
cameo’d in cheech and chong
pee wee lives phil dead
If you love Pee Wee
so much, why not marry him?
Just like fruit salad.
Captain said, “Women!”
That Miss Yvonne owned Carl
Pee couldn’t care less
Cop to Paul Rubens:
“Perve.” Reply: “I know you are
But what am I?” ZING!!!
Sarasota, Captain Carl
Called to the stand
“In his own words a ‘loner’.. a ‘rebel’..”
Mecca lecca hi
Get ready to scream real loud
Mecca hiney ho!
the secret word of
the day is winner. Please make
me a winner. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
everyones say
please make me a winner jambi
mecca leecci hi mecca hiny ho!
it’s a hot dog tree
mmmm, chocolatey!
i remember…the Alamo!
pee wee shocked Hammy
when he said fuck me running
back to roots? stunning!
hey ‘rebecca’ that isn’t a haiku, you’re dumb like Francis
i know you are but what am i?
haikus are 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Duh ‘rebecca’ You’d think I never went to agricultural junior college!
shutup!
why don’t you make me!
Mecca Lekka Hi
Know you are but what am i?
GIANT UNDERPANTS!!!!!!
because. i don’t make monkeys, i just train ‘em!
Connect the dots, Rebecca! la la la la. Connect the dots, la la la la!!!
pee wee where ya been? (5)
basement of the alamo? (7)
time to play with me! (5)
pee wee could it be? (5)
in my fair city, i dig! (7)
comeback victory! (5)
burton was hurtin’ (5)
when you fell from grace, but joy! (7)
again see your face! (5)
i never was one to follow the rules caroline, there are things about me you wouldn’t understand. things you couldn’t understand. things you shouldn’t understand. you don’t want to get mixed up with a girl like me. i’m a loner, caroline. a rebel. so long.
My big adventure?
Winning tickets to Pee Wee!
Word of the day? YAY!
might piss off peeps, but
pee wee is retarded fun
hey i “made you look”
-G.
Pee Wee Herman’s back
the playhouse is also back
PLEASE give me tickets!!!
Pee Wee is Awesome
I want to, need to, want to
go to Nokia!
Ha-huh-hah,
Gosh, Those sure are big boots!
I love me some Pee-Wee BUT these free tickets are as real as Pee-Wee’s abstinence ring!
and reaching for some Dots
Now give me my tix pls!
Pee Wee needs my help
Saw him in a theater
Crying by himself
You just come from church?
No Pee Wee, Why do you ask?
-your socks are holy
“can you hear the sea?”
“no i can’t, cap’n carl. shell where?”
“to your ear! not rear!”
At the Alamo
I asked to see the basement
The lady got mad
True story hurt feelings ouch
Therefore I deserve to win
Mend the wound Pee Wee
i know you are but
what am i? deep thoughts Pee Wee
that is the question
Saturday Morning
Poptarts, Pee Wee pajamas
fly me to LA
Both in Film and Show
Our Laughter Would Always Flow
Pee Wee Forever
Ride to Puppetland
alongside Cowboy Curtis!
Can Chairy come too?
Herman Herman said
to Honny Herman — “Pee-Wee!”
And the name just stuck.
At Club Nokia
Pee-Wee Herman takes the stage
And laughter returns.
Herman Herman said
to Honny Herman — “Pee-Wee!”
And the name just stuck.
At Club Nokia
Pee-Wee Herman takes the stage.
And laughter returns.
A loner, rebel
Small grey suit and red bow tie
my childhood hero
Please send me to see Peewee!
Who won who won me?
I want to go see Pee Wee!
Pick me pick me please!
Today is Feb 1! Anticipation!
BTW, I live in LA.
Personally, I prefer Coney Island hot dogs, Detroit style. They’re the best!