We have recently learned from Pepa's new reality show that she has not had sex in four. Years. FOUR YEARS! DAMN PEPA! You're a good woman and deserve a man who will treat you right but more importantly MAYBE YOU SHOULD BREAK SOMETHING OFF. SCRATCH AN ITCH? EVEN IF THE DUDE'S HAIR IS ON FIRE. So here's a Pepa double-header, one song for every two years you stayed out the boneyard. First, your own song to remind you of your roots. Second, and perhaps the most obvious, is "Sexual Healing"—because a dedication of that song has never before been so appropriate. People, please leave us comments and tell us how in god's name she accomplished this feat, and watch the vids after the jump.