This video is awesome and surreal, almost like Bjork directed it or something. Actually, if Keri went full Bjork and started wearing odd women's clothing and/or costume outtakes from Kabuki theater we think it would be a really hot look. She could fully pull it off because she is 50 feet tall and has eyes that could slice through concrete. Akon could probably convince her to do this since he can convince anyone to do anything, as he is the original T-Pain. Wait, is Akon illuminati? If so, sorry man for blowing up your spot, but you should use your mind control powers to keep us from thinking such travesties. We want a Hypercolor prom dress! Also just realized we're trying to change Keri Hilson in a video where she is telling us not to try to change her! That is concurrently messed up, meta and somewhat ironic.