Dedication: Nicki Minaj and Her Boob Entourage







Nicki. Minaj. Is. Gangster. Last night the twitternet was going nuts over Nicki Minaj’s call to her barbies for pics of their cleavage for autographs. Apparently if you sent her a pic of your tatas and she retweeted it: you were signed for life. Ummmmm…WHATTTT?? Was it sketchy? Yeah. Was it awesome? Hellz yes! Better than the request was the response. Within minutes, boobs were all over twitter as girls begged Nicki to “sign” them. We don’t even know how to address such G but we’re sure that every man on twitter is now a Nicki fan. PSYCH! They already were! Anyway we’re dedicating Michael Bell-Smith's Chapters 1-12 of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet Synced and Played Simultaneously to you this morning Ms. Minaj. To be clear, we don’t think you’re trapped in any type of sexuality closet, we just haven’t seen anyone have these kind of balls for absurdity since KELLZ! Also, we don't even know what the hell is going on! Pied Piper Barbie! -Judnick Mayard

Dedication: Nicki Minaj and Her Boob Entourage