Titus Andronicus Wants To Sleep On Your Dirty Couch And Play Music For You And Your Friends

We knew Titus Andronicus kicked it old school. The dudes are named after a Shakespeare work and they're making a Civil War themed album, that's like pre-old school. But it's endearing to hear they don't just limit this theme to their conceptual projects. The boys just announced a mega tour to accompany the March 9th release of their next release, The Monitor, only they don't need some silly tour bus or off-day field trips. This is where you come in. They need couches, cots and filler gigs. So if you live in or near any of the lovely cities listed below, tidy up that gross old futon and dust off that amp in the basement. You might have some scruffy-punkers to entertain soon.

Says TA's Patrick Stickles...

"Accommodations need not be anything special at all - a floor and a ceiling are our only two requirements, though beds/couches/beanbags/etc. are always nice."

"If you have a PA system, we'll play for you and the one other punk in yr town".

Check out the dates below and then e-mail them at TitusAndronicusTheBand@gmail.com if you feel compelled to help. They say there's a spot on the guest-list available for you in return. [Via: P4K]

03.06 New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom
03.08 Fords, NJ @ Vintage Vinyl (in-store)
03.09 Lakewood, OH @ My Mind's Eye (in-store)
03.10 Columbus, OH @ Used Kids (in-store)
03.11 Athens, OH @ Ohio University
03.12 Louisville, KY @ Ear X-Tacy (in-store)
03.13 Chicago, IL @ Reckless Records Wicker Park (in-store)
03.14 St. Louis, MO @ Vintage Vinyl (in-store)
03.16 Dallas, TX @ Good Records (in-store)
03.20 Austin, TX @ Red 7 Patio (SXSW)
03.21 El Paso, TX @ Black Market
03.22 Phoenix, AZ @ Chryo Arts
03.23 Los Angeles, CA @ Bootleg Theater
03.24 Santa Barbara, CA @ Club Mercy
03.26 Visalia, CA @ Cellar Door
03.27 Sacramento, CA @ Luigi's Fungarden
03.28 San Francisco, CA @ Slim's
03.30 Seattle, WA @ Vera Project
03.31 Portland, OR @ Mississippi Studios
04.01 Vancouver, British Columbia @ TBD
04.02 Missoula, MT @ The Palace
04.04 Fargo, ND @ The Aquarium
04.05 Minneapolis, MN @ 7th Street Entry
04.07 Chicago, IL @ The Bottom Lounge
04.08 Detroit, MI @ Majestic Cafe
04.09 Toronto, Ontario @ Sneaky Dee's
04.10 Montreal, Quebec @ Green Room
04.11 New Paltz, NY @ St. Paul Lutheran Church Parish Hall
04.12 Allston, MA @ Great Scott
04.13 Bronx, NY @ Rodrigues Coffee House (Fordham University)
04.14 Purchase, NY @ SUNY Purchase Student Center
04.15 Philadelphia, PA @ The Barbary
04.16 Washington, DC @ Positive Force DC (St. Stephen's Church)
04.17 Charlottesville, VA @ Random Row
04.18 Chapel Hill, NC @ Local 506
04.19 Atlanta, GA @ 529
04.20 Indianapolis, IN @ Radio Radio
04.22 Columbus, OH @ Summit
04.23 Harrisburg, PA @ Abbey Bar
04.24 Hoboken, NJ @ Maxwell's

Titus Andronicus Wants To Sleep On Your Dirty Couch And Play Music For You And Your Friends