Rage Against the Machine Give Simon Cowell Another Wet Willie



After ravaging the UK charts this past Christmas, Rage Against the Machine has announced the details of the "victory celebration to end all victory celebrations," according to guitarist Tom Morello. The band will play at Finsbury Park in London on June 6, with tickets for the show to be distributed by ballot. Morello hopes that Simon Cowell will host the show, which will hopefully inspire some epic onstage collaborations or perhaps a Cowell treatise on Rage and their many, ultra-marketable talents. We prefer the latter, if only because of the Zack De La Rocha death stare that will undoubtedly follow. (Via NME)

Rage Against the Machine Give Simon Cowell Another Wet Willie