Video: Teairra Mari f. Soulja Boy & Gucci Mane, "Sponsor"






OK, if you don’t know I have a shameful attraction to Soulja Boy that tortures my soul everyday but Teairra: an 18 yr old sugar daddy?!?!?! Oh that’s right you ain’t have no daddy around, you don’t give a fuck. Plus that chain will definitely blind you to foolishness. We see Dominicans every week too. Wait… ARE WE BALLIN? Anyway, since you got a sponsor can we hold down that bedazzled cut-out leotard? Shit is major. Been on the sugar daddy campaign since the shiny suit era!!! We’re glad to finally have a theme song that bangs and sponsor is such a classier term. However, Teairra we are worried about you having an eerie resemblance to this chick. (pause, no teeth) Can you help her out with a sponsor? Is Bow Wow cakin like that? Fine, hook it up. Last request: remix with Cassie? She’s the national spokesperson for sponsored women! YES!

P.S. GUCCI IS THE OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO NARRATOR OF 2010! -Judnick Mayard

Video: Teairra Mari f. Soulja Boy & Gucci Mane, "Sponsor"