With all the hype surrounding Lady Gaga's video for "Telephone," we at Suite903 feel like we have to at least say something about the nearly 10-minute long extravaganza that was released on Thursday. If you haven't seen it yet, you're in for a surprise, and maybe a spoiler alert if you dare read on before watching the video.
We've got about 5 minutes of straight up soft-core porn complete with a storyline, a nude Lady Gaga and prison make-out scene. Lucky for us, the prison guards quickly debunk any myths of Gaga having a male member. Now it's official! At about the 5-minute mark, Beyoncé bails Gaga out of the big house only to go on a killing spree of some male chauvinists. It seems that whenever Lady Gaga teams up with Beyoncé, she turns her into one dirty mother. I mean really Beyoncé, cursing and knocking fools off? Lady Gaga has that effect on a lot of people, I guess. Definitely worth watching all the way through if you're interested in the bizarre style that Lady Gaga brings to music videos or just seeing her with very little clothing.