A Beatle walks into Parliament and asks for a special session. The bartender says, "Sir Paul, you're not in Parliament, you're in a pub." The Beatle points down the bar, turns back to the bartender and says, "Then why is the Prime Minister pissing his pants?" The bartender stares back at him for ten minutes.
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