Video: Ludacris f. Trey Songz, "Sex Room"



We can't help but notice all the similarities between our sex room and the one that Luda and Trey commandeer in this video. Ours definitely has hot people, booze, funky beds and you are bound to wake up with a mustache after spending a night there. We should mention a few differences comparing ours to Luda's at The Palms. Ours is actually in Bushwick, Brooklyn, where we keep the Bushmills flowing and our heart-shaped water beds (yes there are hydraulics) come with a pair of Shake Weights. We do have a stripper pole in the shower but usually we use it to grow our exotic rainforest vines that need constant moisture. Every sex room is centered around horticulture. We would like to think the ladies and Luda would love our sex room just as much as their own.

We suppose there is something very sexy about Vegas. The kind of abandon that allows you squander away life savings can bring with a thick sense of lust that shant be ignored. We like to think it's the liberty to feel yo'self that allows such brazen and wanton activity. People do crazy shit like wear glasses in the jacuzzi. It's too much living on the edge! We would rather watch Ludacris and Trey Songz live it for us. Also we sense that Mr. YUUUUP has some sense of reservation. His turtleneck says as much. We just wish that you'd given the girl a handlebar stache instead of a goatee but who are we to be picky? Proceed!

[Nah Right]

Video: Ludacris f. Trey Songz, "Sex Room"