The trend of Nicki Minaj making peoples’ videos 300% more interesting continues. Here, she manages to steal the show in a clip that includes lip-syncing sixth graders, seas of exposed midriff and Sean Garrett moaning weirdly while wearing a bow-tie and directing a school orchestra like Mr. Holland’s Opus. And seeing her rap in front of red, white and blue tinsel, we had a revelation: she is America’s Sweetheart—our greatest export! Obama needs to name a day after her or something.