Courtney Love is... TRAPPED IN HER CLOSET



Breaking news, y'all.:Courtney Love has a friend on the internet who has the time and inclination to catalog everything she (CLO or Clover, as they call her) has ever worn, day by day, minute by minute, so we do not have to, on the brilliant and intellectually essential blog What Courtney Wore Today. Luckily "CLO" makes the job easy by TwitPicing everything ever at all times, including garments like unflattering floral cotton underpants/a functional, makeshift sexless chastity belt. On rare occasions, Courtney goes away from Twitter and the noble people of "What Courtney Wore" must post old pics, but never fret: according to them, "some days maybe she’s really busy and has only one wardrobe change, so we also do a RETROSPECTIVE! Deal With It." You hear that? ONE WARDROBE CHANGE. Love's sartorial choices are rather fascinating, nonetheless—for a speaking engagement at Oxford University (wait—what?!) she donned heavy make-up and a chunky silver necklace; on a plane to Saint Barth's, she wore sheer black stockings, a Prada dress and a Margiela trenchcoat. We wanna know: where is this chick making that kind of dough? Plus, there are truly epic archive shots, documenting not only CLO's "Daisy Period" in the late '90s during the Ed Norton days, but also Gwen Stefani's black-lipped flirtation with Indian-inspired hippie skirts and bindhis. Wow. Simply... wow.

Courtney Love is... TRAPPED IN HER CLOSET