Are you obsessed with the Jersey Shore? It’s hard not to be especially when MTV’s cash cow is the reigning all-you-can-eat cultural phenomenon that anyone can gorge themself on—including random celebrity interest on the rise, along with Hal Linton’s. During a recent stop before doing a New York show, Hal crashes at a hotel in what seems to be an area of New Jersey. The feeling of being a fish out of water came to life when he made an odd discovery, or rather, had a rude awakening sorts similar to the weekly epiphanies the Jersey Shore cast gets when they’re in Miami, [expletive].