A gazillion nerds just became boneriffic. And those of you who were not already nerds just became them. And those of you who were way too cool to be transformed into nerdery just got obliterated with our digital morning star, which freezes you and shatters you with pwerful light. Daft Punk! Tron! We haven't been this pumped since ComicCon, y'all! AHHHH!