Rick Ross Lost A Million Dollars On His Birthday

James Blake’s soon-coming album is a masterpiece of calculation and moderation, the exact opposite of how Rick Ross acted on his birthday in Miami. We’ve thrown jokes about how out-of-control Ross’ allegations of dolphin-robed-Bugatti life are before, but last night in actuality he spent a million bucks at the strip club, got there in a Helicopter and sweat a lot from the top of his head. The video of how this all happened is announced by a dude who’s more emphatic about his reporting than Big Rube and it’s tagged with an NBC logo. Ace Hood was there, Diddy was there in a suit, Pharell got labeled “Entertainment Mogul” by the broadcasters. Real regional news?

POSTED January 31, 2011 2:30PM IN MUSIC VIDEO Comments (6) TAGS: , , ,

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  2. MicMan says:

    Would have been better if they celebrated at a soup kitchen or orphanage house.. 1 million would go a long way to help kids and homeless. “P” didn’t look to excited to be there.. just saying.

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  4. BOSS says:

    the owner of the strip club is a freemason

  5. adam says:

    How about paying Kool Herc’s medical bills, after all, they owe him!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2011/feb/01/hip-hop-dj-kool-herc

  6. Dean says:

    masterpiece. Pleeease. Lol. Decent yes. Good. Sure. But please stop over-hyping James Blake. It’s like xx industry hype thing. Industry babies, but no really cares. Why cuz they are the boringest people and so unentertaining. I’m indifferent, except i have to see they’re names all over the damn place