V Files, the mysterious multi-media conglomerate offshoot of V Magazine, has got a killer sense of humor, and we’ve found ourselves obsessed with their TMI Interviews with New York celebrities and their vintage magazine shop in Soho. Now they’ve got a new super summer survival kit that’ll keep us laughing through the sweltering months ahead. A black tote filled with two t-shirts (pet shop takes on the classics: Hissey Miyake and Canine Klein), bright yellow chapstick, a #Crucial #Reading bookmark and their very own EW! hand sanitizer shaped creepily like an appendage. As with everything they do, there’s some secrecy about how to buy any of it, but hit them up on Twitter for regular updates.