Itemized: M.I.A. Bad Girls USB Necklace

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Every week a different FADER staff member will pick a clothing item or accessory that he or she has lately been spending a lot of time with—or would like to—and write a little love letter to it. We would’ve done a column on who we’re dating but that seemed a little bit much. This week Duncan Cooper talks about his M.I.A. “Bad Girls” USB necklace.

The day I got M.I.A.’s USB necklace—$50 on her own site, 2GB and loaded with three “Bad Girls” remixes—a rapper came to FADER offices. The USB is gold-plated, and so were this guy’s teeth. He wasn’t wearing a shirt, but he wore gold rings and necklaces. His eyes widened as he spied the necklace on my desk, then stretched even bigger as he put it on and discovered it opened to reveal a USB drive. M.I.A. might’ve been the first person to gild a fake BMW key and release music on it, but I hope she’s not the last to make a special vehicle for her tracks. Riff Raff could do a USB hair brush, or Kanye could do a little hand mirror. I mean, look, I’m not wearing this around. It’s more like desk art, and I’m going to plug and unplug the hell out of it. When I’m done copying TPS reports or whatever, I keep this next to my computer and the chain snakes around the table in a fancy tangle. I used to lose my dinky old USB in a drawer every other time I used it. Never again.

CONTEST: Win your own M.I.A. USB necklace
To help spread the good office vibes, we’re giving away one of these bad girls. Comment below using your real email address with your favorite M.I.A. song OR suggest another object you’d next like to see turned into a USB drive. Contest is over, thanks everybody!

POSTED September 11, 2012 5:30PM IN ITEMIZED Comments (182) TAGS: ,

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COMMENTS

  1. Viraj says:

    I would say my favorite song would be between paper planes and boyz! I so would rock that USB haha

  2. tom says:

    Gotta be Galang init

  3. Whirly says:

    fav song “Pull up the People”..

    surely a USB ring (Phantom style) has been done before? if not, how cool would that be!?

  4. Edward Fay says:

    $20

    mannn this a good comp

  5. Jeremiah Hayes says:

    fav song is World Town

  6. REKRAP2012 says:

    Hombre off Arular

  7. Connor Matz says:

    gotta be 10 Dollar from Arular.

  8. Frank says:

    come around ft timbaland is hands down my favorite of hers.

    and who wouldnt want a gold plated usb cod piece?? you’d be a fool to turn that down.

  9. Brian O says:

    My favourite M.I.A. song would have to be Born Free.

  10. Michael Sepulveda says:

    XR2

  11. Sarah says:

    my favorite’s You’re Good, from Piracy Funds Terrorism vol. 1!

  12. Brooke says:

    born free never fails to get me motivated and hyped as hell. BOOOORN FREEEEEE!

  13. Sasha a says:

    Born Free

  14. Pure Maple says:

    I would definitelly decline myself for either ”Sunshowers” or ”It Takes a muscle”, this one weird beats though.

    Also, now tha those items are dwelling amogst us ALL THE TIME, I will want a ”mosket” to be satirized and itemized as a USB drive.

    Thank you.

  15. Cody Hicks says:

    Favorite M.I.A song would have to be Paper Plans.

  16. Cody Hicks says:

    Planes*

  17. Jackson says:

    Space definitely has to be my favorite

  18. Amber B. says:

    My favorite MIA song is $20

  19. Sketchyy says:

    Favorite song is deeefffinitely Meds and Feds

  20. Juan Alvarez says:

    paper planes

  21. ZACK says:

    sunshowers!

  22. Michael says:

    “LET ME HUMP YOU” / do they really not sell car keys that are also USBs? that would be rad

  23. OG Chicken says:

    I guess Bamboo Banger, It always puts me in a dancing mood

  24. Abel Tesfaye says:

    “XXXO”

  25. Jordan says:

    When she was sampled for Swagga like us, that was a banger.

  26. Paul Wimer says:

    “Bamboo Banga”: She unleashed a torrent of confidence and style in Arular, but “BB” established her as an artist on top.

  27. Julia Gaines says:

    Definitely “Jimmy”!

  28. whatevever says:

    sunshowers!

  29. tintin says:

    Hussel, no question.

  30. Parker Bright says:

    The Turn by M.I.A.

  31. PDS says:

    Teqkilla. My mother’s dream when growing up was to be a Gogo dancer. My dream is to be a dancer for an M.I.A concert.

  32. Butta says:

    My favorite M.I.A Song Is Bad Girls. DJButtaLove@gmail.com

  33. Tiera Nixon says:

    My first M.I.A. song was Galang, but 20 Dollar, Sunshowers, Boyz, and Bird Flu are up there too. (I really have to pick just one?) email: tieranix@hotmail.com

  34. Kinue says:

    XR2. n Bad Girl…

    I will wear the chain everyday!!! in my office that is. Gotta have it.

  35. Adia says:

    Lovalot is my fav off Maya, Paper Planes from Kala, and Sunshowers off Arular.

  36. laela kaye says:

    ONE SONG, ONLY?
    C’mon, this is M.I.A we’re talking about here.

    “XXXO” Remix with Jay-Z.

    The only reason I singled this song out is because when I first heard this song, I listened to it on repeat for a week straight, no lie.

    Email: LaelaKaye@yahoo.com

    <3

  37. donni h. says:

    this may seem a little corny and cliche given that this is a FADER contest BUUUUT I’d LOVE to see a mini FADER magazine USB drive that is loaded with a few classic FADER covers, exclusive interviews, maybe a monumental playlist etc. etc.

    also, my fav M.I.A. joint is Mango Pickle Down River!

  38. Ricky says:

    Scuse me lil Hombre /
    Take me # call me

  39. Michelle says:

    Favorite M.I.A. song: Jimmy

    Something I’d like to see made into usb: a lipstick would be amazing. Like one side a lipstick and the other side a the flash drive.

  40. Michelle says:

    Favorite song is Jimmy. Also loved the Of Montreal’s cover of that song.
    A usb item I’d like to see would be a lipstick. One side a lipstick and the other end, the flash drive.
    (Sorry if I posted this twice!)

  41. Daniel says:

    Probably “Jimmy”.

  42. Josh says:

    20 dolla

    let’s go retro, usb beepers. Just safely strap it to your pants when you’re roller bladding to your friends house.

  43. Joe says:

    my favourite M.I.A. track’s gotta be XXXO

  44. ofir says:

    my fev is “XXXO”

  45. IkiHav says:

    Fav song: changes witht the time, but id say XR2

  46. Henry Wanjala says:

    I would like to have my USB with me all the time.. Lets ring it… have it in my finger.

  47. Semajh says:

    My favorite M.I.A. Song is paper planes :)

  48. Denver says:

    “$20″ is my favorite M.I.A. song because it’s the first time I really paid attention to messages in music. It changed my entire perspective.

  49. Jada says:

    Does it hav to b her or can it b a feature? Bt if it has to b jus her, I’d choose paper planes, as for features, she’s technically featured on swagger like us (paper planes sample)

  50. Angella says:

    My favorite M.I.A track has to be either world town or 20 dollar…..Kala was soo good!