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Someone Tell Us Where to Buy This Kim K Ugly Crying Shirt (Update: THANK YOU)

I don't know why we as a collective audience take such perverse joy in watching other people's faces contort as they ugly-cry. But, wow, we do. A few days ago Burt Jenner posted the below photo of a t-shirt featuring a checkerboard of his stepsister's ugly-crying greatest hits. There's already a few Kim crying shirts out there, but they're mostly shitty screen printed home jobs—it's really the attention to the spectrum of Kim's crying faces that sets this one apart. It gives last year's R. Kelly version some very stiff competition, with one serious disadvantage: Burt doesn't tell us where we can buy it. I don't know about you, but there's absolutely nothing I'd rather do than spend my twilight weeks of summer sitting by the pool, wearing this shirt, reading Selfish, and smelling like chlorine before I fold into myself, disappearing into the Kardashian-sized hole in the universe I've created.

Update: Thanks to a quickly deleted Twitter contribution, the shirt is FOUND.

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Someone Tell Us Where to Buy This Kim K Ugly Crying Shirt (Update: THANK YOU)