Her video for "Wildest Dreams" is set in 1950's Africa.
Even the hilarity of Twitter couldn't make it feel ok.
"I have decided in 2020 to run for president."
Kanye won our hearts and minds, Bieber broke down, and Miley managed to make sure she was the center of attention.
The White House seems primarily interested in campaign merch.
Debatably more entertaining than the actual award show.
"What's good, Miley?"
"Life is a journey. Sometimes a battle, full of the unexpected."
Even though Beauty Behind the Madness is Abel Tesfaye at his most sympathetic, not that much has changed.
"There was no time for writing or thinking or anything."
"When they ask me where I'm from, I say Paterson."