Though TV Carnage’s latest installment, A Sore For Sighted Eyes, has been "coming soon" since April, the purchasing page has been updated to “pre-order” status. Plus we got an email from the man behind these a-MAZ-ing compilations of tripped out television clips saying they are on the way, for realz for real. And if emails start lying to us we don’t know what’s going to become of humanity. A Sore For Sighted Eyes looks to be classic material just for its inclusion of the incomprehensible Skippy Snack Bars commercial with CGI elephants performing a beachside dancehall concert, but when we saw the clip of the teen in a hemp necklace making the spazziest singing faces of all time we had a heart attack, were clinically dead for 3 minutes, and were then reborn as the stronger people we always dreamed we’d be.
The Carnage Continues
August 09, 2005