At not selling records! Just as we were assembling our Akon diorama to go with our homemade Akon boxset (Kongenital coming soon!), we got news that our dude's Konvicted went double platinum this week, hanging strong at #9 on the charts 21 weeks deep. Not that we're taking any credit for that, but if someone were to send us a platinum plaque we wouldn't not hang it in our shrine… above our beds… DESKS! Above our desks, over the Akon doll made of clothing we stole out of his hamper.
Akon Is No Good
April 11, 2007