Mitt Romney, the governor of Mass,
You're Mormon, you're rich, you've got class!
But you're also an old dude
With 10 kids in the grandbrood
And 5 sons who are married—alas!
My politics aren't quite to the right
And my LDS knowledge is light
But I know about that long underwear
Which Joe Smith proclaimed, "Fun to wear!"
And that Mormons really like to be white.
So I ask you, Mitt Romney, as a candidate, as a man
When the great Mormon spaceship hits land
Will you gather the sinners
And the Democratic winners
To colonize to Planet Republican?
