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Dogging With Wags: A Limerick For Mitt

August 27, 2007


Mitt Romney, the governor of Mass,

You're Mormon, you're rich, you've got class!

But you're also an old dude

With 10 kids in the grandbrood

And 5 sons who are married—alas!

My politics aren't quite to the right

And my LDS knowledge is light

But I know about that long underwear

Which Joe Smith proclaimed, "Fun to wear!"

And that Mormons really like to be white.

So I ask you, Mitt Romney, as a candidate, as a man

When the great Mormon spaceship hits land

Will you gather the sinners

And the Democratic winners

To colonize to Planet Republican?

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Dogging With Wags: A Limerick For Mitt