Gummy soles and suede uppers are lovely and all but the good folk over at the Clarks showroom just laced us with a box of chocolate covered strawberries!!!!!!!!!!

What says “We love you for loving us” more than giganormous stawbs coated in white and milk choc and dusted with nuts and/or coconut? Pretty much nothing. Except for, like, a ring – but that seems strangely inappropriate.