Gawker is holding some sort of crackerjack election right at this very moment to determine which man of the NY Times is the hottest in each of the following categories: Love Him for His Body and Love Him for His Mind. Totally awesome except we were looking forward to some serious horn-locking between Will Shortz and Warren St John (What’s a 13 letter word for “completely out of touch?”).
Also we’re gonna pass on commentary re: splitting up the brains and brawn but have to take a minute and say what the fuck is Kelefah Sanneh doing in second to last place in the beefcake category? C’mon people! Does encyclopedic knowledge of the Dipset count for nothing?!