Today the Washington Post reports on the prolific (and absurdist) DC graffer known as BORF, who recently entered a guilty plea in court and promised to give up tags for art school. All we’re going to say on the matter is that spotting dude’s random faces and oft-hysterical Marks-A-Lot manifestos while visiting the district (it’s not that hard, they’re all over the place) would genuinely make our day. BORF, you will be missed.