Dear WMC-goers, As much as we love the chilliness of spring that whiplashes our legs on our morning jog and subsequently afflicts us with frostbite-esque pins and needles after we jump in the shower, we wish we were there. With you. In M-I-yayo. Getting tan and batting our lashes at sweaty ravers and dudes or ladies in shiny shirts. If we were there, we would totally go to this free showcase held by our friends at Fool's Gold, because not only do they have DJ superstars like A-Trak, Sinden and the fealty Nicholas P. Catchdubs, they have a bunch of dudes with action-shot monikers like "Jokers of the Scene" and "Treasure Fingers" and "Nacho Lovers." DIAGRAM THOSE VERBS, FLORIDIANS! Also, we're not really supposed to mention this, but there will be special guests from various non-US countries that, if you knew who they were, you would Gaspard at their Noizy biblical impact on the beat of your apres-rave heart. Meanwhile, we will stay here in thermals and drink warm beverages and cry.