We don’t know what Bablee looks like. We don’t know where Bablee is. We do know some other things. Bablee is a Coupé-Decalé genius. Bablee makes songs that make us dance real hard. Bablee’s songs are on iTunes via Radioclit’s Uppercuts, or at least one is, “Bablee Samuz” and you should buy it and then try to sue Apple for mental anguish because the song you bought from them made you dance until your ass fell off which makes it uncomfortable to sit ever. So like what, Steve Jobs wants me to stand for the rest of my life? Great.