Dog Bite is a great pseudonym. No doubt. We can get into telling people our new favorite psychedelic sample guy is Dog Bite. But Dog Bite's real name is Phil Jones. Phil. Jones. It's like, Hey man, my name is Phil Jones, and you can buy what I'm selling. I'm 20-something years old and my name is Phil Jones. It's not Antietam or Appleface or anything like that. Just Phil. So yeah, of course some dude named Dog Bite makes creepy pop songs on an MPC a la Panda Bear/El Guincho, but wouldn't it be so much better if you met some dude named Phil Jones, were friends with him for twenty years, thought he was a grad student or a landscaper or something, and then suddenly one day he's like I make acid folk in my basement. I'm sorry I kept it from you?