For some reason suits are always pinned to life's scariest moments—interviews, weddings, court dates—and usually hang in our closets in boring conservative, "inoffensive" shades, gathering dust and reeking of mothballs just waiting for these boot-shaking life-changing happenings to descend. The poor things! If suits could talk they would probably ask to be made-up in their favorite color and tailored to fit their owner just perfectly (no baggy trousers and droopy shoulders!) Yes, in a perfect world all suits would be all shiny and lovely and new like this one, and we'd probably have to physically restrain ourselves from wearing them every day.