The moral of this video: if you are a dude and not wearing a shirt and are sort of sweaty and rubbing your chest tats on FADER 51 cover star Keri Hilson's first-90210-era Shannen Doherty bustier, you're probably not going to get too far into the boobie-hula before Ms. Hilson starts reading you pages from the Don't Be a Douche handbook, even if you are fine as hell. However, if you are a swag-tsunami'ing, glistening-mouthed rapper approximately five feet shorter than Keri Hilson, she will let you rub her leg on the sectional, if you sing her name in your signature melody ("It's Keri, babaaay"). We love the drama of the small screen, almost as much as we love this track. Bonus: you can cancel your Amber Alert on Rich Boy! He cameos.