Watching this video we get the impression that, had the music business gone in an entirely different direction, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart could have been teen sensations. Watch as they put on makeup! Hang out at the beach! Have a slumber party! Use a Sidekick! Normal kids do all this stuff too, but it is way more fun if you are in a famous band while you're doing it. In reality, the band is merely going on a mini tour that starts February 7th in New York at The Mercury Lounge, but we will bring our autograph books anyway.