Because apparently I have no idea how to be a regular person, I, Matthew Schnipper, thought it might be a nice idea to ask Project Pat to come to my apartment and hang out and listen to records and, uh, do some other stuff. Because he does not listen closely to his publicists, Pat agreed. Turns out he hasn't done other stuff in seven years because of jail and parole. But he hung out and had some Chinese food and we talked about southern Jews, Alaska, being on television, mixtapes and his new album, Real Recognize Real, out later this month on Asylum.