On Kawara's exhibit One Million Years closes on Valentine's Day this week at the David Zwirner Gallery. We were going to suggest that you bring a date and try to seduce him by reading through a million years worth of dates back and forth over the course of two hours in the on-site recording booth, but unfortunately, there is a waiting list for female readers. So all you brave, unattached, hetero-normative men out there, you still have a chance to be part of the exhibit and maybe meet your future lover, but you're going to have to take your chances on a stranger-lady. Also, On Kawara himself will never be able to judge you for trying to use his artwork to further your lovelife since he refuses to publicly comment on his work. Good luck!