Soulja Boy's videos have taken on the feel of extremely high quality YouTube experiments, which is presumably the kind of video you would make, too, if you were a teenager with 18 gazillion dollars. The lyrics on this thing aren't even synced with his mouth, but that concern is secondary to the fear that dude is about to fall off his own balcony whilst brushing his hair. No spoilers, but: he doesn't. Spoiler alert: Don't ask me if I wanna fuck this cause that question is rhetorical! Goddamn!