Actually, Maria Shaparova kinda did that. Kidding! No one could make tennis not boring. Double kidding! Tennis is rad. Rad enough that Wayne apparently spends quite a bit of time watching and reading about the sport, enough so that when Sports Illustrated sent him jail mail with his picks for the US Open, he was able to expound confidently. "I'm a huge Nadal fan! I'm definitely for him to get the Grand Slam and win the US Open." On the women's side, he's "giving the edge to Clijsters...due to Serena's right foot." Tough break for Williams. Also, is Wayne writing with a ruler? Because if not, the bottoms of all his letters are incredibly flat.