Some of the people in this video are really upset, some of them are really happy. There are just so many people, and what’s kind of weird to think is—let’s say you’re muscle-making girl at 1:48—for your whole life you were in a Michael Jackson video flexing in a pink tiara and nobody can take that away from you. Man, shout out Alyson Stoner, shout out Getty Images. We cried a hundred times.
