When he played Madison Square Garden on December 18th last year, Prince invited Sherri Sheppard, Naomi Campbell, Alicia Keys, Tavis Smiley, and Professor Cornel West on stage to dance and hang out. Spike Lee played the tambourine! Last night Prince celebrated the last show of his New York residency, and invited Kim Kardashian onstage to dance. Just before he summons her, the Jehovah's Witness says, "Oh no brother, I can't dance with you" to an eager guy, which is super lame. That man would have probably given a little more spirit than Kim—she walked onstage holding hands with a handler, stayed for just 15 seconds. Prince danced at her for about five of those then gave up; she responded by holding her hand to her mouth to giggle, did the floppiest clap. After she's gone Prince excused and lamented her, telling the crowd "Welcome to America."