Welcome to wonderland! Where the roofs are translucent, T-Pain turns dimes to dollars and Tunechi's so free that he can keep hurting-jokes on George Bush at the center of the culture conversation (his verse at 3:00). In 2011 we won't just get Carter IV's worth of big-dog shit on May 16th, but also a family-style second helping from Birdman's Bigger Than Life. That album is scheduled to arrive July 7th, will deliver new Minaj verses in time for midsummer block parties.
Interview magazine stunted Paris Hilton onto Weezy this month, had her talk to him about prison. It's nicer to see him back talking to Angie Martinez for the first time since lockup. Yesterday he told her that being inside affected him, "mentally not as much as people would think it would, it just humbled me a bit." He just started watching Jersey Shore, likes Angelina and J Wow the best, wants to retire by 35 so he can hang with Reginae. Wayne says he likes it when Nicki and Drake succeed, just like Birdman has enjoyed watching him grow for all these years—cause he makes money off them, too.