Oh, what we've done as a country to Britney Spears, our Bush-era pop dream! First, her mental breakdown on the pages of US Weekly, and now this, a fucked up Salem mix of "Till the World Ends." It's set to a video that takes a night time trip from the strip club to Operation Desert Storm, and is so scarily sluggish and drugged it sounds comatose. It works, though, and if there was ever a track that conveys the group's ethos in one short song, it's this one: Salem at their most apocalyptic and slutty. And maybe it's how Spears should always sound anyway, like apple pie rotted out so bad that there are bugs crawling through the crust.
