Fuck platinum records, our celebrity holy grail is designing your own flavor of Vita Coco, and Rihanna can now check that off of her bucket list with one called Tropical Fruit that contains pink guava and red dragon fruit. “I grew up in Barbados—so when Vita Coco approached me to help develop a new flavor, I thought we should combine the natural coconut water with fresh tropical fruits—two of my favorite things,” she says. “It tastes so delicious and reminds me of home!” Man, she's lucky. Permanent hydration vacation! In the pictures she looks like a happy, stoned Muppet mermaid. Have you seen the Alex Rodriguez ads? Not as chill.