Life comes at you fast these days, and sometimes it seems like people are rushing to commemorate recent moments in pop culture before they have a chance to become properly canonized as, y'know, important. Case in point: the infamous "left shark" from Katy Perry's Super Bowl halftime show, who is at this point threatening to overshadow both Katy and Missy (and maybe the entire game itself) in terms of post-game chatter. The guy who played the shark did a Reddit AMA, a Bonobos-produced costume is in the works—and now some poor sap has gotten what looks like an extremely painful tattoo to ensure the left shark's dermic permanency:
Now, I don't have any tattoos, but I've watched enough Ink Master to know that a well-applied tattoo isn't meant to break the skin in such a way that bleeding is evident immediately after the tattoo is given. As Chris Núñez would say himself, that tattoo is jacked, bro.
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