June 11, 2015
Ok, so Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards 2015 were on Saturday so this might be a minute late, but you know what, I don't have cable (like you), and this is worth it. Taraji P. Henson co-hosted the event with Terrence Howard, and the resulting press photos are an unequivocal testament to her bullet-proof swag. She sang, she laughed, she danced, she threw shade and stole the spotlight. We don't have any idea what she's saying/singing/laughing about, but the pictures really say it all. See for yourself.
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Things started out innocently enough with this perfectly cut white pantsuit
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Hair on fleek, clearly ready for something
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She took photos with fans
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A lot of them
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Then took some red carpet photos with the Empire cast
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But she quickly got bored of sharing the spotlight
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And started vogueing
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And letting Terrence Howard pick her up
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And cheesing for the paps
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Then there was an outfit change
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And more heavy posing
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And a quick shot with Zoe Saldana
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Before she hopped up onstage
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Where she shut out her co-host Terrence
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Then there was outfit #3
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And fist-pumping
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And this pose
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But blink and you missed it, because then there was the final fit, a black sequin minidress
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A sparkly minidress is the international signifier of being champagne-drunk
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As is this face
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But if you thought she was enjoying herself onstage, you clearly haven't seen the after party shots
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The after party is where Taraji was truly living her best life, hanging out with The Rock
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And posing with Mary J. Blige
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And showing love for some random models
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Coooooookie
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You are just the best.
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