With only a couple of weeks left before the official start of the 2015-2016 season, NBA player and part-time rapper Iman Shumpert has released a remix of Drake's "Hotline Bling." Because it's now apparently a requirement for being a human in 2015. On the song, Shump flips the script, threatening not to answer his iPhone and bragging about his highlight reel and $40 million deal with the Cavaliers. The former Knick also outlines plans to make his dad his personal chef and to install his mom as the head of his foundation. A real you-have-to-hear-it-to-believe-it moment.