Trump Pretended To Be Working When He Was Actually Golfing, And 17 Other Facts You Need To Know Immediately

From officially hiring his daughter, to rolling back environmental protections, here’s everything Trump did this week.

Trump Pretended To Be Working When He Was Actually Golfing, And 17 Other Facts You Need To Know Immediately Trump waits to greet Denmark's Prime Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen outside the West Wing of the White House before a meeting on March 30, 2017.   BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI / Getty
1. Tweeted in support of a Fox News segment that turned out to blame Paul Ryan for the AHCA flame-out.
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2. Handed Angela Merkel an invoice for £300 billion.

Which the White House has denied.

3. Attempted to stop Sally Yates from testifying in the Trump-Russia investigation.
4. Signed an order rolling back Obama's environmental protections.

Fun fact: Coal company executives donated $240,000 to Trump’s campaign.

5. This.
6. Said he will not throw the first pitch at Monday's Nationals game, due to a "scheduling conflict."
7. Wants to immediately cut $50 million from the Great Lakes cleanup in order to pay for the Mexico wall.
8. Suggested the border wall would be built on Mexico's land.
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9. Thought he can still change libel laws.
10. Experienced his approval rating dropping to a historic new low at 35%.
11. Tweeted "Mike Flynn should ask for immunity in that this is a witch hunt (excuse for big election loss), by media & Dems, of historic proportion!"

Flynn's request for immunity in exchange for testimony regarding Russia was rejected by Senate.

12. Settled the lawsuit against Trump University for $25 million.
13. Got sued by Seattle for attempting to defund sanctuary cities.
14. Also got sued by two journalists.

Who are claiming "they were erroneously placed on the 'kill list' during the Obama administration and that Trump has illegally maintained that designation."

15. Made son-in-law Jared Kushner head of a new office of "American Innovation."
16. Made Ivanka an official, unpaid assistant to the president.
17. Found out he's being investigated by the Government Accountability Office over his trips to Mar-A-Lago and his Trump Hotel profits.

"The Government Accountability Office's review will examine whether Secret Service agents subject Mar-a-Lago guests to any security screening, and evaluate the expenses incurred by government employees who travel with Trump to Mar-a-Lago, according to a letter the agency sent the lawmakers on Friday," Reuters reported.

18. Was caught on camera coming back from golfing after telling the press pool he was in "meetings."
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Bonus: Mike Pence never eats alone with women who are not his wife.
Extra bonus: This acoustic emo Trump video.
March 31, 2017
Trump Pretended To Be Working When He Was Actually Golfing, And 17 Other Facts You Need To Know Immediately