Trump Went Golfing Right After Bombing Afghanistan And 20 Other Facts You Need To Know Immediately

Trump at a press conference with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, April 12. Chip Somodevilla / Getty

1. Confirmed Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court.

Trump wants to take credit for Justice Gorsuch's confirmation so he can pretend he did something in his 1st 100 dayshttps://t.co/NbUSBmq9sf pic.twitter.com/xACJr8WgPk
— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) April 10, 2017

2. Settled another lawsuit.

This time with chef José Andrés, who Trump sued after he pulled out of a lease to open a restaurant in the D.C.–based Trump International Hotel.

3. Pissed off the town of Palm Beach so much they're considering making Mar-A-Lago its own tax district.

County Commissioner Dave Kerner has suggested turning Mar-a-Lago into a special taxing district and imposing a... https://t.co/bTCfHQ0LrC
— ClaraEvelCSCG (@cecamde) April 11, 2017

4. Received praise from some media outlets for bombing Syria.

Reminder as you watch CNN fanboy over missiles and hear the media praise “presidential” Trump: this is bad. https://t.co/40Lc5T8Get
— Joshua Topolsky (@joshuatopolsky) April 14, 2017

Brian Williams rn pic.twitter.com/lGaOe0kyvs
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) April 13, 2017

5. Which he reportedly was persuaded to do by his daughter Ivanka and not military officials.

So Ivanka can persuade her father to bomb Syria but not protect the EPA, public schools, women's rights, LGBTQ rights, Muslims, #BLM, etc.
— Andrea Chalupa (@AndreaChalupa) April 11, 2017

6. Talked to President Xi about North Korea.

radical transparency pic.twitter.com/t4LN3dPkuX
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) April 12, 2017

7. Where he's "sending an armada."

Trump on North Korea: 'We Are Sending an Armada' pic.twitter.com/rwRe6A7MRT
— Kevin W. (@kwilli1046) April 12, 2017

This would be the stupidest move Trump could take. One Pentagon study warned this cld lead to a new Korean war with 1 million casualties. https://t.co/F3JQpYnLfG
— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) April 13, 2017

North Korean supreme leader disagrees with the American supreme leader. Find out what happens next in the new sitcom "Dumb Fat Rulers"
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 14, 2017

8. Misrepresented the history of America's relationship with Russia.

He said U.S.-Russia relations are at an "all-time low," at a press conference with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg.

9. And called NATO "no longer obsolete," despite saying it was, numerous times, during his campaign.

Trump reversed his own policies. Here’s what he said.https://t.co/pvBWCEEl7q pic.twitter.com/EORjB958lH
— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 14, 2017

10. Described eating chocolate cake while ordering missile strikes, which he thought he carried out in Iraq instead of Syria.

Trump remembers details of cake he was eating while launching missiles, but not which country he was attacking. pic.twitter.com/TYfqXXDeCZ
— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) April 12, 2017

11. Surreptitiously approved a bill allowing states to defund Planned Parenthood.

Trump OKs bill letting states block federal family planning funds for Planned Parenthood, other abortion providers: https://t.co/J11Is5PQOS
— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) April 13, 2017

Trump allowing funding to be stripped from #TitleX providers is cruel & will greatly impact the women & families who are most in need pic.twitter.com/UAEGJIo89z
— Sen. Maria Cantwell (@SenatorCantwell) April 13, 2017

@ajplus But, federal money hasn't gone towards abortions for yrs now (Hyde Amendment). So, he actually signed to roll back #reprorights.
— Sara (@Hill4America) April 13, 2017

12. Chose a man with no military experience to head the draft agency.

Senator Don Benton of Washington was sworn in as head of the Selective Service System on Thursday.

13. Learned at least 1,782 civilians were killed in airstrikes on Syria and Iraq in March alone.

That's "more reported civilian casualties in Syria and Iraq than Russia was responsible for in Syria," VICE reports. But he praised "his" military as the "greatest" in the world anyway.

Trump saying "my military" is like a sports fan who talks about how "we" played when talking about his favorite team. But with bombs.
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 13, 2017

14. Missed his own deadline for a report on the Russian dossier he promised to deliver within his first 90 days.

15. Dropped the "Mother Of All Bombs" (MOAB) on Afghanistan.

Trump sold himself as an anti-interventionst, but he was really only anti-alliances. https://t.co/y3TB9qBcDm
— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 13, 2017

"I'm sitting there, under the most gorgeous chandelier you've ever seen, when they hand me the nuclear football and I punch in the codes"
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) April 12, 2017

The war on terror has created more terrorists. That's the sad reality. We can't bomb away a barbaric ideology.
— Linda Sarsour (@lsarsour) April 14, 2017

16. Probably smiled at the heaps of insane praise and weird reporting choices from some news outlets.

Fox host: Dropping MOAB is "what freedom looks like, that's the red, white, and blue."
Geraldo: It's one of my favorite things to watch. pic.twitter.com/E5X2lmTnSE
— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) April 14, 2017

You Cretins Are Going To Get Thousands Of People Killed https://t.co/8AMMPAPPG7 via @deadspin
— Sean T. Collins 🌹 (@theseantcollins) April 13, 2017

17. Then went straight to the golf course for a little R&R.

President Trump is at Trump International Golf Club in Florida today, his 17th visit to a golf course as president https://t.co/8CJbHN7EXk pic.twitter.com/RxpMVX5HGY
— CNN (@CNN) April 14, 2017

Trump went on a golf vacation after provoking nuclear war. I can't even go enjoy a movie if I think a friend is mad at me.
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 14, 2017

18. Was reprimanded by North Korea's vice foreign minister for his "aggressive tweets."

Twitter activity of @realDonaldTrump not going unnoticed in an isolated country where no official or citizen tweets. https://t.co/kYwFk6uOnP
— Steve Herman (@W7VOA) April 14, 2017

19. Removed the visitor logs from the disclosure page of the White House website.

$70K COST-SAVING MEASURE CLAIMED. [POTUS IS AT MAR-A-LAGO AS WE TWEET.] https://t.co/2IUFI9TRp6 pic.twitter.com/H9cgos7xBJ
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) April 14, 2017

.@ACLU political director Faiz Shakir on Trump admin keeping White House visitor logs secret: pic.twitter.com/rvDkgzcUok
— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) April 14, 2017

20. Appointed noted dimwit and misogynist Stephen Miller to work on "women's issues" with Ivanka.

Trump adviser who opposes paid leave, equal pay now working on women's issues https://t.co/MNFsni2Ewm pic.twitter.com/7MVaPw85be
— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) April 14, 2017

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— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) April 14, 2017

21. Hasn't yet arranged his promised meeting with Inauguration singer Jackie Evancho.

Inauguration singer is still waiting for a White House meeting with Trump https://t.co/0AVvpFOPbp pic.twitter.com/QoVJ6Q389n
— The Hill (@thehill) April 14, 2017

Bonus: Diplomats say meeting with Trump is like being at a bar.

In Trump's diplomatic meetings, “he just sits there. It’s like you are in a bar, and you just start talking to him.” https://t.co/3v3K03jLG3
— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) April 11, 2017

Bonus, bonus: Everyone this weekend:

Listening to Kendrick Lamar's new album #DAMN, but also keeping an eye out for missile strikes. pic.twitter.com/T1B801dipN
— NUFF 💬 (@nuffsaidNY) April 14, 2017