“These are truly baffling and horrifying times, as we have an incompetent president who is essentially owned by a foreign power.”
The offer might have been accepted if “as payment Trump released his tax returns.”
His new take on “Are You Lost in the World Like Me?” is less directly political, and prettier too.
“That’s a giant mushroom.”
Steve Aoki, Crookers, Martin Garrix, Moby, Ryan Hemsworth, and others get in on the action.