We haven't paid a lot of attention to sports recently since we haven't paid a lot of money to our cable provider, but word has it Lebron James single-handedly cleaned out the Eastern Conference playoffs much like we clean out cookie trays. And as every hero must have his theme, so does King James, provided by Cleveland native Al Fatz and Houstonian Pall Wall (the Rockets stunk). To inquire why the greatest player of our generation's song is so [insert adjective], head over to Nike and "Ask the Lebrons." To see him run roughshod over our mom's favorite team the San Antonio Spurs, tune into tomorrow night for Game 1.